45-time speed skater champion and supermom is
a derby legend!

Patsy Delgado, as a young girl found speed and soon became the nations top female champion. Her home is decorated with over 45 flat track speed skating awards, but her most prized awards are her children.

The east side gangs lured, drugs a constant presence, yet Patsy's three children were steered away from those devices and became straight A students and are now off in successful college careers! She is not only one of the worlds most popular athletes, but supermom!

On the roller derby track, Patsy can carry a grudge, and remembers it forever! Especially when her beef is with Laura Weintraub and the likes of the “Goodie-two-shoes” ladies known as the Bay City Bombers.

“And that Scary Stacey B*tch is going to get hers when we take on the Bay City Slobbers anywhere in America, Ireland or Japan!"

Since Laura and Stacey Blitsch invented the “Make-a-wish” play over an embarrassed Patsy in last year’s championship round, the drama between the three has only heightened. “Its all about revenge”, say’s Patsy.

For Patsy Delgado, the best way for her to get that revenge is to stock her team with top talent and destroy the Bomber dynasty. Some have herd Patsy say, “She will be happy when she gets a big clump of Laura Weintraub's bleach blonde hair between her fingers to take home”.

Management is always pleased to sign Patsy Delgado. She is a rare talent. She can skate better than any red shirt we've ever seen. And Surprisingly can be a home team favorite too. Now that's talent!